What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:50
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Why do so many guys love anime girls?
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What are you wearing under your clothes today?
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Would you join a gym or workout at home and why?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Still no good.
What type of crossdresser are you?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?
Minds and Behinds
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Hysterias & Posteriors
What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?